The NFC East's Reaction to Week 5

The next episode opens with Bruce ‘writing’ a letter to Springsteen, telling him about his family. And finally, we can put some names to some faces. The Cowboys fan is named Gus (short for Angus, after Angus Beef), the Eagles fan is named Simon (but he wants everyone to call him Rocky, presumably after Rocky Balboa), and we have the Washington fan: man, the myth, the legend, Wildflower Turquoise. (WFT, Washington Football Team). We still have no idea what Wildflower was named before he changed his name. Bruce continues to say to Springsteen that if Rocky ever sees his family, he will destroy them on a spiritual level. We then cut to a funeral for the Cowboys’ season, and we see Gus is in shambles, Wildflower is inspecting a leaf, and Rocky could care less. Bruce then comes outside, and promptly starts an argument with Gus. Wildflower mentions the ‘anger monkeys’, Bruce mentions Springsteen, one thing leads to another, and suddenly Gus is chasing Bruce around the yard with an axe. Gus almost gets to chop Bruce’s foot off to ‘avenge Dak’, but he gets punched in the face by, you know him, Carl. Gus runs away, and Bruce is left alone with Carl, who asks him, “Where’s my motorcycle?” Gus gets back to Rocky, and tells him that a Patriots fan has arrived, making Rocky very interested, and leaving us with a slight cliffhanger.